What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Do you know what she said mum?

True - how I loved my mum!

Do "flat-earthers" attempt to sail around the world to prove their theory? Would this support their belief in a flat Earth?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Do individuals with borderline personality disorder have awareness of their actions or do they believe their behavior is normal?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

What do you mean son?

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What! how could you do that?

What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Why do some people feel down in summer, specifically in July and August? What could be the reasons behind this feeling of sadness during those months only?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”